Rabu, Disember 19, 2007

CERITA LUCU- sometimes accidents do happen

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.

When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, “Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to be! Come, and then your wish will come true.”

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, “WINE”. The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian’s turn, he did the same and shouted, “VODKA” and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, “BEER”. He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, “SHIT!!!”

MORAL: “THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN”

3 ulasan:

sueda berkata...

cerita ini sgt kelakar

Tanpa Nama berkata...

hi sueda...unfortunaly I'm not speack o read english very well, but I can do answers for you messagge maybe.
I`m Jocelyn, I`m live in Chile and i have 22 years old, I study Psichology in the University and I like this.
I like your pick and, you hear???
where is it? jaja... I think about you is very mistery, and all the women of your country...maybe me too...jaja
good bye...see you later.

sueda berkata...

thank u for your reply. im not very good in english either. the pict is taken in a garden at a university i used to worked with.. a very beautiful lotus flower. i like it very much. My dear country is called Malaysia, do come for a visit if u have time. i use to heard about your country too, maybe u can tell about it one day. i would love to hear from you... anyway, why u think i am mysterious???...